OK, since none of you had any comments, here's the rest of the chicken story.

The chicken's name was Fido. No he isn't a dog. He just thinks he's a dog. Anyway Fido was tired of eating mashed potatoes and he was hungry for some good food. So he was walking across the road to the store to get some Alpo dog food.

When Fido got back, Bruno the elephant was laughing so loud that it scared everyone in the neighborhood. Think about it, wouldn't it be funny to see an elephant laughing and a stupid chicken that thinks he's a dog. Not only does he think he's a dog, he barks like a dog too.

So just because it sounds like a dog and eats dog food, are you REALLY sure it is a dog?